[Image: A photo of three cats - one ginger, one white, and one white with ginger patches - lying on a table. Each cat has the hollowed-out half of a small watermelon on its head.]
did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus
[Image: Two GIFs - one of a cat sitting on the side of a backyard pool and drinking out of it. In the second one, a person comes up behind the cat and startles it; the cat jumps and crosses the pool in several leaps, bouncing off the water each time.]
[Image: A photo of a white cat with ginger points sitting on the rail of a fence, wearing a pair of sunglasses and a giant leaf on its head like a hat.]
[Image: three GIFS of a brown tabby cat on a table. In the first GIF, the cat sticks its face into a plastic tub of some kind of food. In the second, it sits up and the tub is still on its face, but it’s licking the inside. In the third, the cat is concentrating so hard on getting all of the food out that it backs up too far and falls off the table.]
This is exactly why we have this technology
[Image: A GIF of a longhaired brown tabby cat lying on a bed, hiding behind the edge of a duvet. A person comes and thumps the duvet; the cat leaps toward the person with outstretched paws, then immediately turns around and jumps back to its original spot. The first jump is animated in slow motion.]
These almond cookies are very aggressive.
[Image: a photo of a ginger and brown tabby cat sitting inside a plastic bakery carton labeled “Almond Cookies”. Its tail is sticking out a hole in one corner of the carton, and it is sticking its paws out another hole to grab at a human finger.]
"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."
[Image: A GIF of a black and white dog lying on a couch. A gray cat comes up behind it and sniffs the dog’s ear, which startles it and makes it jump. The cat them pats and licks the dog’s snout as if to comfort it.]